Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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