If that was your dad, he is hot
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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