I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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