your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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