I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Are we still banned from the library?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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