so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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