it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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