Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Randomize
