The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Drake has all the answers
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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