No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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