Rock
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Fuck
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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