I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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