sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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