She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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