Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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