Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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