He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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