the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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