ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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