and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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