I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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