In the future we'll all be gay
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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