Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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