everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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