Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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