We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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