Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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