doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You can't just leave with hair like that
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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