D3 body, D1 cock
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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