Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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