i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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