Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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