fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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