hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This is my gift to your gina
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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