The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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