well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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