You're my little dorito
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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