what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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