I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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