he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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