I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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