I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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