tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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