I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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