just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Randomize
