I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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