definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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