Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Randomize