i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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