rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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