i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
