i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I want a musical about memes.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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