just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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