therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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