i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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