At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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