The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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