Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
