TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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